brb just sending obnoxious asks to _bendis letting him know he spelled richard rider’s name wrong
what’s the point in dating people if they’re not sebastian stan
This is what I want:
A show about a comic book store owned and operated by women. They have long and involved conversations about things the lack of female superheroes in films and how weird it is that an alien who randomly regenerates into any number of forms somehow always ends up being a white dude, as well as topics like who would win in a fight: TOS!Kirk, or new Kirk. It would have a colorful cast of regulars made up of their loyal customers, with the occasional visit from random dudebros who utterly believe in the concept of a fake nerd girl and who kept buying Superior Spider-Man. There will be one male staff member, and he will know absolutely nothing about comics.
That is what I want.
oh my god i have never wanted anything so badly
Remember how everyone’s favorite part of Heath Ledger’s performance in Brokeback Mountain was his almost painful physical repression, his reluctance to express any emotion that wasn’t punching or SHUTTING DOWN? His voice was closed in on itself in a raspy burr — he fell to the ground rather than shed tears — his face was hooded and dark and full of twitching cheek muscles. Kristen Stewart is Heath Ledger, I assure you. She has the same handsome face, the same winsome, masculine smile, the same reluctance to make direct eye contact.
For years, everyone in the world has misunderstood Kristen Stewart’s compressed emotional range. They thought it meant she was a limited actress; it means nothing of the kind. She is John Wayne being forced to play the Maureen O’Hara character. Give her a rail to lean against during a sunset, a military jacket, a toothpick to chew on, and something to squint her eyes against lazily in the distance, and her guardedness will be transformed from unsuccessful femininity to The Great American Male.
Kristen Stewart is a goddamn cowboy.
Oh, look, it’s Tobias!